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So. We’re headed to the mountains, to escape the track house rat race and perhaps live a simpler life. Or least a crazier one. This is one of our new cabins. I think this is the one built in 1949. … Continue reading
I live in the IKEA of Nature: totally imported, intricately designed, pleasing to the eye, all the pieces fitting together with a click. But don’t jiggle it around, don’t shift it, or it could crumble under the pressure, the structure falling away to reveal pieces of unidentifiable parts. So tread lightly, carefully, read your CCCCC&R’s, shop at your strip malls, wear your lululemon, use your coupons, watch your TV every night. We all know – deep, deep, deep inside, where the absence of our uniqueness leaves a gaping hole in our trapped hearts – we know that what’s on our TV is much more interesting than what’s in our own Reality. Have we lost what’s Real? Continue reading
We are here in honeymoon
Other lovers swoon
Under this full moon
Fire light faces
Bright smiles
Embraces
Here in foreign places
Not a trace
Of home
No kids no stress no strife
Just a happy husband
With his little wife
“Whatcha spwot?”
“Whatchaspwot?” What do I support? Huh. Good question. Is this political? Or is this about bras? I’ll think about it later.
She’s been sauntering up and down this crowded white-sand beach, back and forth and back and forth, selling $25 cigars to honeymooning men and foreign bankers here on convention. Her voice is very close now. Not roving, but directional. It’s a shift in surround sound, no longer a soundtrack in the background, but a pointed attack.
“Wat spwotchu play, ma-MA?”
A bit louder now. “Ya play socca, I betcha.”
I squint open my eyes. Who’s she talking to? Behind my sunglasses the sky is still so bright, so very bright. She stands above me, blocking out the sun, a two-dimensional silhouette, her halo is radiant and features undefined. But I know what she looks like. We all know what she looks like. She’s been pacing all morning singing her “Tiii-yme ta Git Smooook-an’” jiggle. She’s older than my mother, maybe 70-75? And twists her hips and knees along the fine, white sand like a 17-year-old dancer who’s missing her poodle skirt. She should’ve had a poodle skirt. Did they even do the poodle skirt craze in the Bahamas? She’da been there, for sure. She’s smaller than a size 0, if that’s even possible, and wears a long-sleeved dark brown shirt that matches her neck, face and hands so precisely, so perfectly that from far away she looks topless. We’ve all had to look twice – to make sure? To catch a glimpse? Her pants are men’s oversized beige Dickies with a tight brown belt. This might be the smallest pair of Dickies on the whole planet, and they’re still too big. Her hair is barber shop short and dyed blonde, unusual in New Providence with hair salons on every corner and miles of jet black wigs in every curl, sweep and wave.
Oh, she’s talking to me! Ops. I lean up, sit up, slowly, lazily, heavily. It’s 11:30am and I’m on champagne #6 – if you count that really big wine glass as just one. Which at this time, I am. Continue reading
This house is too big.
When I first met this house, my first thought was, “4.5 baths! Who’s going to clean 4.5 baths?”
My family who knows me, like really knows me, were concerned: “Gosh, we were really happy that you married well, but are ya gonna be HAPPY here?” It’s a soulless neighborhood, Stepford would be proud. Uniform, predictable, a neighbor-to-neighbor front yard wink and a nod that we get to live so… comfortably. But there’s nothing comfortable about loneliness. I don’t know those neighbors they don’t know me. We shut ourselves behind doors and windows that are close enough – if we were actually friends – to hold hands across property lines. Sure, we know each other’s names, but I think that it’s really in case of an emergency, like a breaking-and-entering, not like a broken heart.