Monthly Archives: January 2016

We need 4.5 baths!

This house is too big. When I first met this house, my first thought was, “4.5 baths! Who’s going to clean 4.5 baths?” My family who knows me, like really knows me, were concerned: “Gosh, we were really happy that … Continue reading

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I’m one of those moms.

I don’t understand how come I got kids. I don’t really feel like a “mom” (some days I actually flinch at the word) and most days I wonder where these little people came from, how they got here, and what … Continue reading

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